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2020-12-23
 
Ipolitas Skridla

Ipolitas Skridla


Ipolitas Skridla


Geranoriška ironija arba metamorfozė - Kas ką valdo

 

Kas atsitiko, broli lietuvi,
Kad visą valdžią moterys turi?
Kodėl svarbiausi valstybės postai
Moterų širdis šildo ir glosto?

Gal vyrų protas taip jau atbuko,

Kad jį atgauti reikia stebuklo?

 

Ogi todėlei, ponios ir ponai,

Kad mes, lietuviai, esam naivuoliai.
Postus pasiūlom, valdžią užleidžiam,
Kam tiktai noris, kas josios geidžia.
Keliam kepurę, šypsomės noriai,
Vos tik pajutę piniginę storą.

 

Todėl, brolyčiai, gal nedejuokim,

Oriai sustoję dainas dainuokim.
Būkim nuolankūs, būkim naivuoliai,
Kam sukti galvas, kam triūsti uoliai?
Tegul jau moterys Lietuvą valdo,-
O vyrai jų garbę ir šlovę tesaugo.

 

Paskutinį kartą atnaujinta: 2020-12-23 11:41
 
 

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