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Archyvas :: Jonas Paulauskas: Nuotykis „Neringos“ kavinėje

2021-01-19
 
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Evaldo Vėgėlės piešinys

Kartą solidaus amžiaus vilnietė apsilankė pas gydytoją pasiklausti patarimo, kaip padidinti seksualinį potraukį savo vyrui.
- Kodėl jam nepabandžius Viagros? - klausia gydytojas.
- Be šansų, - sako ji. - Jis net aspirino negeria.
- Nieko tokio, - atsakė gydytojas, - įmesk jam į kavos puodelį. Jis net skonio nepajus. Pamėgink, o paskui man po savaitės paskambink, norėčiau žinot kaip viskas susiklostė.
Nė savaitei nepraėjus ji skambina ir gydytojas klausia:
- Na, kaip sekėsi?
Vargšelė uždusdama:
- O jergutėliau, sodoma ir gomora! Kaži koks siaubas. Tiesiog siaubas, daktare.
- Tikrai? Kas nutiko? - paklausė gydytojas.
- Na, kaip jūs man patarėt, slapta įmečiau jam tą tabletę į kavą. Suveikė beveik akimirksniu. Jis tik kaip pašoks, akyse išdykėliškos žiežirbos, kelnėse iššokęs didžiausias gumbas! Vienu rankos mostu nustūmė visus puodelius nuo stalo, sudraskė mano rūbus į skiautes ir pasiglemžė mane - mylavo aistringai, pasiutusiai, ir beprotiškai - tiesiai ant tos staltiesės! Tikras košmaras, sakau!"
- Kas tokio siaubingo? - paklausė gydytojas. - Ar turit omeny, seksas buvo nepatenkinamas?
- Ne, ne, ne, daktare. Seksas buvo puikus. Tiesą sakant, tai buvo pats geriausias seksas per pastaruosius 25 metus. Bet aš niekad daugiau nebegalėsiu kojos įkelti į tą „Neringos" kavinę!

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